In fact, there is a HUGE crowd of us in our Postie Pete fan club and we would all like to meet you. Anyway, the secure cells they send bad folks too are far more organized now, so the tale of Thordur's black hole is more of a legend these days. You must be so brave to do your job and stick to it.

The black guard had tried to shoe them, err, I mean shoo them out, but they, like all humans, wouldnвЂ™t stop complaining. No, hang on, thatвЂ™s not itвЂ¦ no, wait a moвЂ¦ They had become stuck out in the blackness. Anyway, Thordur ran into problems with the board for Dwarven tourism who had issues with some humans who didnвЂ™t like shoes. My mother used to tell me that I would be sent there if I didnвЂ™t clean my shoe in the morning. People wanted to see the вЂњblack holeвЂќ, a place where all the naughty dwarves were sent when they had been bad. You see, it was a magical journey to some really dark, really empty shoes. I used to live in a shoe you see, it's easy to get confusedвЂ¦ but anyway, he was forced to close it down. Thordur used to have a theme ride really close to my little shoe, er, sorry, cave. Hi scott! W007, I wrote a letter! And Kyle.you freak me out. We've all done things we're not proud of. If you killed him, your secret is safe with me. So, if you don't mind me asking here, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THORDUR AND HIS MYSTICAL HOLE OF BLACKNESS!? When I ask you, all you do is tell me your long, painful to listen to life story. So I did a bit of research and found Thordur's location is remarkably close to yours.

To my surpise, it said 'Used to get out of Thordur's black hole.' WOO HOO, Jump on and take advantage of our super special over the weekend BUY ONE GET ONE HALF PRICE FROM OUR ENTIRE RANGE. After using it with various things such as anvils and the Chaos Elemental, I decided to examine it. Recentely I stumbled across a shiny blue doughnut resembling disk that had no apparent use. Not being much of a mage I always had problems getting about, especially when new lands are discovered nearly every week, but these tablets sorted it right out! If you look carefully you might see me popping about, I often hang around with my friend Reldo, visiting any of my brothers or chatting to the Oracle up in the mountains. Generally I am pretty safe during my travels thanks to wizards guild and their clay teleportation tablets. Well, imagine my joy when I read this one! IвЂ™m glad my work is appreciated, it certainly can be a challenge when asked to chat to Rantz (shudder) or the bandits up in the wilderness. P.S Even if we cant find you your sitll #1. But no matter where we look we cant find you.В :-( Do you ever go anywhere where we can find you? Or do you go on some 'staff only' world?ДЇrom the president of the Postie Pete fan club/Your No 1 fan, In fact there is a HUGE crowd of us in our Postie Pete fan club and we would all liketo meet you. In fact there is a HUGE crowd of us in our Postie Pete fan club and we. You must be sooooo brave to do your job and stick to it. Ive also been talking to river trolls, beards, and we even ask Boot to explain.

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